Facts: Man Versus Woman

I was watching Oprah this morning. It was a pretty interesting topic. She and Dr. Oz were discussing with the audience about the difference between the male and female whatever. I remember there was something about the penis, bladder, brain and lungs. (Scroll down to read more..)

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Penis

Someone from the audience asked what causes 'erectile dysfunction'? This guy has been smoking for 33 years prior to having erection problems. Dr. Oz said that erectile dysfunction is caused by the constriction of blood vessels in the penis, as a result of smoking. It was interesting when he pointed out that this guy was actually lucky to have that instead of having his blood vessels constrict at some other areas like his brain and heart! Which in fact, may cause death. So, erectile dysfunction is just a better option if you choose to smoke and make your blood vessel constrict!


Bladder

A female audience asked if women have smaller bladder than men because it is a fact that women are often seen queuing up to use the toilet. Haha. All these while I thought women just need to touch up their make up or whatever. But what do I know?! Turns out, its true that women have smaller bladder than men because they need to make way for their uterus!


Brain

Memory - Memory segment of the brain is bigger in women than in men. This is a proven fact! So ladies, please spare the guys if they don't remember your birthday or anniversary. Its not their fault that God gives them a pea-sized memory storage.

Worry - The worry segment is also bigger in women than in men. So men, please don't get annoyed if your wife or girlfriend constantly call to check up on you while you're out having fun with the boys. Its their brain!


Lungs

A woman asked Dr. Oz why is it that her husband seems to have more stamina than her when they're out running. When in fact, she has been an athlete all through her life while her husband just started running after they got married.

Men naturally have a bigger lung capacity than women. Hence, women feel tired easier than men. This explains the situation with the running couple. And this is exactly why its not fair to mix men and women in any physical sporting competition! However, because women's lung are smaller, they tend to recover faster than men. So, while the guys are still panting and out of breath, women can start running already!

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